The chickens slept on the porch furniture at night. This was fine except chickens shit everywhere and the furniture wasn’t his. So every night Wayne would get one chicken under each arm and carry all the 20 chickens to the woods. At first it was a chore but Wayne loved the chickens and they made sleepy sounds as he carried them. He put them in pine tree branches so the foxes couldn’t get them.

Wayne drinks large Spanish lattes without foam.

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